THE BIGEST SPAM ZONE !

R from Reset

 

S from Soul

 

T from Trade

 

U from Unicorn

 

V from Volcano

 

W from War

 

X from Xilophone

 

Y from Yankes

 

Z from Zen

 

This is the ABC )

 

man comes into a pub, sits down at the bar and orders a beer. The bar keeper brings him his beer. After he has drunk it, he grabs in his bag and puts a small piano on the bar, grabs in his bag and puts a small chair on the bar and grabs a third time in his bag and sits down a small man on that chair.
And the small man plays piano very well, a the most beatyful music they've ever heared. After he's finished, everyone applauds. And the bar keeper asks the man: "Where do you have it from? It's so wonderful."

And the man said: "I own an dgini-lamp. And so I got this by a wish of mine. Hey," he said to the bar keeper, "do you have a wish? You can wish you everything!"

 

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