[OFFICIAL]MuLeader Alliance Thread

I was browsing some sites and then i stumbled upon this.

This is a letter of Banta Singh from bangladesh to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft.

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.




Regards,
Banta


Last one to Mr Bill Gates :
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling Windows ?

 

omg i cant read all that


i just came back from celebrating my name day

a bit drunky drunky

 

.. hullo guys .. i still can't believe that teo is watching or even considering enjoying theater plays, hehehe. I mean, plays are good and interesting, but the booze-man-teo watching it ? it's madness.. hehehe ..... maybe that's why he's too lazy to reformat or fix his pc coz he's busy with theater.. nyehehehehe

 

^^ It was pain in the ass..






Hahah I actually fixed my guitar now...


The plugin part has huge metal plate over it now Instead of plastic one




@Syk, you nubster The cooler of computer barely even spins anymore, so my computer gets overheated eventually, and crashes

Main issue w/ my comp performance is RAM & video card.

And if I want to change my video card, I'd lose my C: as well ^^ So I'd have to reinstall XP fully again & install all possible shit (PR0N!!!!) again -.- !

I'll get new comp eventually.
























aka when this one burns down to earth

 

hello everyone ^_^

 

moarning..


teo ure stil a nublet

 

Morning how are you guys?

 

bath jacuzzi ...........next is grill

 

Lawl that bath looks comfy



Meh, weekend, wasted.

 

.. bwahahahaha.. that picture from hypnos is the best .. it gave me a stomach ache from laughing so hard .. damn you hyp, nyehehe

 

loooooooooooooooooooooooool, omg , is that ure kitchen hyp?

 

will be soon heheheee .................with garlic and ketchup

like that



or that............







or like that yami yamiiiiiiiiiiiii hehheheeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

formula 1 hot dog grand prix heheheeeeeeeeeeeee

 

.. bwaahaha.. i guess catalin now has a rival when it comes to cooking =))

 

@ im still at work im starving

 

now im starving too...im off to eat

 

ola guys, whats up?

Is it really SYks birthday today?

 

Is it ? ^^


Why hasn't the fat nub told us anything

 

He just told me that it was yesterday.

anyway, i want to give this chick as a late birthday present

 

http://diablo-network.com/forum/showthread.php?p=76946#post76946

read here nablets

my birthday is on 13th of july

waaaa, nao give the "chick" to Teo , i pass