Wife : You keep my photo in the wallet all the time? Husband : Sure honey. When I have problems, I will look at your photo and the problems...
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A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air. "Why?" asks the confused waiter, as...
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Answer: Unlimited supply of natural gas.
Question: What's one of the pros of marrying a mexican?
Answer: Hell's Angels of Mercy.
Question: What do you call big, ugly, hairy nun driving motorcycles?
Answer: No, but neither has he.
Question: have you seen Stevie Wonders new car?
Answer: To see the expression on its face.
Question: Why should you put a baby in a blender feet first?
Answer: Cabbage patch kids.
Question: What does vegetarian dingos eat?
Answer: They found his head and shoulders in the bushes
Question: How did they know that Vic Morrow had dandruff?
Answer: The coming of the lord.
Question: What's white and hangs down from a cloud?
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