In an anatomy class, a professor teaches his students with the real dead body. Every students stand around the surgery table. The dead body lie...
Pamela Stamp "Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S.?" Answer: "Because people started licking the wrong side."...
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has $100 he's willing to...
A tramp lie down and sleep in the park. He had been sleeping for about 5 minutes when a couple walked by. The man stopped, woke the tramp up , and...
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, "What was that...
A husband comfortably laid down on the couch before his wife comes in and ask "Can you fix the light in the bathroom for me?" "Do you think I...
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband,...
One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to...
In one interview, the interviewer got impatient about one guy because he could answer all the questions so quickly and arrogantly. "Tell me your...
" How was your blind date ? " a college student asked her roommate. " Terrible ! " the roommate answered. " He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce"....
An uncle has been waiting for the bus at the bus stops. After few minutes, the bus arrives but did not stop at the bus stop. The uncle thought it...
During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember....
A wife saw her husband weight himself on the scale trying to pull in the stomach. The weight thought he is trying to reduce his weight on the...
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a...
Dear Boss, People who do lots of work... make lots of mistakes People who do less work... make less mistakes People who do no work... make...
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous...
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Man to wife on wedding night: "You sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with ? " Wife replied: " Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the...
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old...
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