Joke

just wanted to share a joke
to you guys..
just bored...
send one too..and support DIABLO MU.....


Bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob off your granny, It feels great but for christs sake don't look down.

 

nice joke heheh BLOWJOB huh?

try these one...
its a Q&A...

Q. What do you call two blondes behind a steering wheel?
A. Dual Airbags

 

this is tribute to all homo's
no offense...and to all
old gay persons....

What a drag it is getting old...

When I went to the bar tonight, I noticed this old boy about 75-80 years sitting all alone in the corner and he was crying over his cocktail.

I stopped and asked him what was wrong.

He said: "I have a 22 year old lover at home. I met him a month or so ago, right here in this very bar!" He continued; "He makes love to me every morning and then he makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground, brewed coffee."

I said: "Well, then why are you crying?"

He said: "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then he makes love to me half the afternoon."

I said: "Well, so why are you crying?"

He said: "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then he makes love to me until 2:00 am."

I said: "Well, for goodness sakes! Why in the world would you be CRYING!"

And he said: "I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE!"

 

This is a funny one.

 

IDEAL MAN

A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this:

RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE ...NEEDS TO HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS:

1) WON'T BEAT ME UP
2) WON'T RUN AWAY
3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED

For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail: none seemed to match her qualifications.

Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.

Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you? And what do you want?"

"Hi," he said, " your search is over, for I'm the man of your dreams. I've got no arms so I can't beat you up and no legs so I can't run away."

"Well, then," she said, "what makes you think that you're so great in bed?"

To which he replied,..... "Well, I rang the doorbell, didn't I?

name:CASTAWAY

 

waheheh

 

hahahahahaha! nice joke hahahahahahahaha soo funny

 

wakakaakak,another naughty jokes..whahaha

 

thats why its not boring evrytime u go to the forum, co u will read alot of comments, suggestions, jokes, reactions etc.

 

yup yup yup....

 

more jokes pls!

 

yea...more jokes will be better world...wakakaa

 

hehe..how about horror?want nicole..nyahahha

 

waaaa,castaway you make too much horror already...im surrender...

 

yeah horror is much better it makes laugh... harharharharh..nyhahahahha..bwahahahahhahaha.

 

you wanna make me cry or make me laugh???hehhehe

 

hahahhaha horror? it is better if it is a suspense...

 

od course laugh like this.... nyahahahah...bwahahahha.wakwakwak...harharharharhar.......mwahahahahahahah

 

you must a happy guy...coz once u laugh,u cant stop...heheheheh

 

heheh nice try but that what he is when he is on forum a happy guy.....