There was a flood in a village. One man said to everyone, "I'll stay! God will save me!" The flood got higher and a boat came and the man in it said "Come on mate, get in!" "No" replied the man. God will save me! The flood got very high now and the man had to stand on the roof of his house. A helicopter soon came and the man offered him help." No, God will save me!" he said Eventually he died by drowning. He got by the gates of heaven and he said to God "Why didn't you save me?" God replied, "For goodness sake! I sent a boat and a helicopter. What more do you want!"
nyaahahahah...maybe that guy miss the god a lots..but now that guy can stay with the god forever..god bless him
hahha she is back ahhahahah she???? but put some nicejokes thats in tagalog heheh try to translate it if they can
Here Guys, Let Me Share One Xd: Father And His Son Is In Conversation: Son: Father I Can't Make A Score To My Girl... Father: Why? Son: It Says "no Tres-passing" In Her Panties... Father: Ohh,.. Theres No Problem With That, Put This In Your Brief "demolition Team" Son: O_- :d
hope u like this long story of mine Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, "Did your hear the news - Mike is dead??!!!" "Woah, what the hell happened to him?" "Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn't brake properly and boom - He hit the curb, the car flipped over and he crashed through the sunroof - Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window." "What a horrible way to die!" "No no, he survived that, that didn't kill him at all. So, he's landed in my upstairs bedroom and he's all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He's just dragging himself up when bang, this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones." "What a way to go, that's terrible!" "No no, that didn't kill him he survived that. He managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, he tries to pull himself up on the banister but under his weight, the banister breaks and he goes falling down on to the first floor. In mid air, all the broken banister poles spin and fall on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right through him." "Now that is the most unfortunate way to go!" "No no, that didn't kill him, he even survived that. So he's on the downstairs landing, just beside the kitchen. He crawls in to the kitchen, tries to pull himself up on the stove, but reached for a big pot of boiling hot water, whoosh, the whole thing came down on him and burned most of his skin off him." "Man, what a way to go!" "No no, he survived that, he survived that! He's lying on the ground, covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and tries to pull himself up, to call for help, but instead he grabs the light switch and pulls the whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn't mix and so he got electrocuted, wallop, 10,000 volts shot through him." "Now that is one awful way to go!" "No no, he survived that..." "Hold on now, just how the hell did he die?" "I shot him!" "You shot him? What the hell did you shoot him for?" "He was wrecking my house."
wahahakaa,you should shot him.bcoz you cant sleep well bcoz of him.i think u should table talk with him 1st...juz tell him "wanna die or wanna suffer?i wanna help you with my M16 gun,i juz pity with you that way you are suffering now.and i hope i can continue my sleep".....
nyahahah....but the fact there is he survived all the cruel kinds of death but he died bec. he was shot nyahahahaha.....
