Un ardelean si un oltean sunt implicati intr-un accident. Amandoi aveau viteza foarte mare. Masinile au fost facut praf, bucati din ele proiectate pe cateva sute de metri iar cei doi ies teferi, fara nicio zgarietura. Se uita unul la altul, dupa care ardeleanu’ zice : − Uite-te la masinile noastre, io cred ca Dumnezeu a vrut sa ne intalnim si sa deschidem o afacere impreuna. − Daaaa... si io cred ca soarta a fost de vina. La care ardeleanu’ zice : − Hai ca aveam o sticla de vin in portbagaj, sa o caut si sa sarbatorim. Gaseste sticla si ii da, prima data olteanului sa bea ca asa e frumos. Bea olteanu aproape o juma’ din sticla, si apoi i-o da ardeleanului, la care ardeleanu’ zice : − No... eu nu beu... eu astept Politia !!! :w00t::w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:
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