http://diablo-network.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4&page=2 ============================================================================ Note:If there are 1 or 2 players AFK shooting on a spot and a full party wants to take over the spot they CAN NOT REPORT THAT PLAYER(s) FOR KS. THE SOLUTION for this is to report situation to any admin by entering on our TEAMSPEAM 3 SERVER, on LIVE HELP CHANNEL and ask one of the available game masters to move that player or those 2 players that are occuping the spot where the full party wish to take over. You only need to leave a message on the channel chat This rule has been applied due to those players that make a tricky fast full party just because they don't like a certain player and wish to report him for ban. Guide to connect on our teamspeak 3 server: http://diablo-network.com/forum/showthread.php?t=15029 ============================================================================
Un arab cu o mitraliera si ceva grenade era alergat de un tanc israelian. Arabul se opreste o clipa, trage cu o mitraliera in tanc, tancul nu pateste nimic, arabul alearga, tancul dupa el. Se mai opreste o data arabul, trage cartusele din mitraliera, tancul nimic, arabul arunca mitraliera, continua sa alerge, tancul dupa el. Se mai opreste arabul, arunca o grenada , tancul nu are nimic, arabul alearga, tancul dupa el … Arabul arunca ultima grenada , tancul dupa el. Arabul nu mai are munitie, se lasa in genunchi si asteapta.Tancul opreste linga arab, se deschide turela si evreul intreaba: - Auzi, arabule, cumperi niste munitie? Un tip isi baga capul pe usa frizeriei si il intreaba pe frizer cat timp are pana poate sa fie si el tuns. Fiind o zi foarte aglomerata, frizerul se uita in jur si raspunde:”cam doua ore” si tipul pleaca instant. Peste cateva zile acelasi tip intra in frizerie si intreaba cat are pana poate sa fie tuns. Fiind o zi si mai aglomerata frizerul se uita in jur si raspunde:”cam trei ore” tipul inchide usa si pleaca Peste cateva zile acelasi intra in frizerie si intreaba cam in cat timp poate fi tuns, frizerul se uita in jur si raspunde:”cam o ora jumatate” tipul se intoarce si iese din frizerie. Frizerul, deja curios, il roaga pe Ion: “Bai Ioane dute un pic dupa el ca vine de ceva timp si tot intreaba cat timp are pana sa fie tuns dar nu se intoarce niciodata” Ion pleaca in urma tipului. In jumatate de ora Ion intra in frizerie razand in hohote. Frizerul il intreaba:”ei,si unde se duce tipul asta dupa ce pleaca de aici?” Ion in genunchi de ras, cu lacrimi in ochi, rosu la fata se uita la frizer si ii raspunde: “LA TINE ACASA!!!”
