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  1. GitaaS

    GitaaS DiabloMu Assistant Admin™

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    Ia sa vedem cat de inteligenti sunteti....


    E rotunda si e cârna si cu capu-n jos atârna!
     
    GitaaS, Jun 1, 2009
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  2. Brook

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    o ghinda ? :D :D

    asta ce e : deget nu e, unghie n-are, dar atârna-ntre picioare, oricine se`ntrece, s-o apuce si s-o frece :
     
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  3. Lion

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    ma abtin :D:D

    da asta : Fetele si femeile n-au ,si nici nu doresc sa aiba, barbatii o tin ca o podoaba, iar cand o au , incearca sa se curate de ea.
     
    Lion, Jun 1, 2009
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  4. GitaaS

    GitaaS DiabloMu Assistant Admin™

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    Tatza vacii...



    Din carne crescută, e tare şi osoasă
    O parte-i belită şi alta-i flocoasă
     
    GitaaS, Jun 1, 2009
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    uite una m-ai putin ritmata : ce e galben si iese din mine :)
     
    Fetishman, Jun 2, 2009
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  6. Brook

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    e cumva o pana de gasca sau ratza ? :D :D
     
    Brook, Jun 2, 2009
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  7. r3dpuma

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    da era o pana

    În fata mareata, pe margine creata,
    În spate o lingi, în fata o-mpingi
     
    r3dpuma, Jun 8, 2009
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  8. HaoS

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    A: Barba


    A: Timbrul


    Cu trei ochi
    În trei culori
    E atent la trecatori
    Si-ti arata
    Fara grai
    Cand sa treci
    Si cand sa stai.

    ce este ?
     
    HaoS, Oct 11, 2009
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  9. pukairina

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    usor. semaforul :p
     
    pukairina, Oct 12, 2009
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  10. mandolinu

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    O plăteşte, o beleşte,
    O suge când e tare şi curge când se-nmoaie


    L-ai vazut, dar nu ai avut parte de el, cand o sa ai parte de el, nu o sa-l vezi



    Are munti,dar nu are piatra;are paduri,dar nu are lemn;ate ape,dar nu e uda...
     
    mandolinu, Oct 13, 2009
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    Sunt lunga de 19 cm am culoarea roz rosiatica si toate gagicile ma plac. Cine sunt?:eek:
     
    felixroby, Oct 13, 2009
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  12. HaoS

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    simplu :D bancnota de 10 lei ( pe atunci era de 100 de mii )
     
    HaoS, Oct 13, 2009
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  13. HaoS

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    Ce merge pe apa şi nu se uda?
     
    HaoS, Oct 13, 2009
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    vantul?
     
    felixroby, Oct 13, 2009
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  15. HaoS

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    nop :p mai incearca
     
    HaoS, Oct 13, 2009
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  16. pukairina

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    umbra? :harhar:
     
    pukairina, Jan 25, 2010
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  17. eXistenZ

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    ce e lunga, cu stuf/par la un capat
    si se baga si se scoate din gura? .....1

    de nas fi eu, nimeni n-ar trai pe lume
    cine sunt?............2
     
    eXistenZ, Jan 25, 2010
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  18. CyPher

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    raspuns la 1: periuta de dinti
    raspuns la 2: aerul

    ....greu....f greu......sau o fi lenea mare...
     
    CyPher, Jan 26, 2010
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  19. pukairina

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    grrr mi`ai luat`o inainte:)


    Cine creste cand mananca si moare cand bea?
     
    pukairina, Jan 26, 2010
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  20. eXistenZ

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    auuu asta e veke rau,... focul(da nam inteleso niciodata,...mananca oxigen si materie sau?)


    cand te-aude tu nul vezi
    noaptea el gasindu-si drumul
    e-ntuneric, nu observi
    cand zboara precum fumul
    el fiind orbit tot drumul
     
    eXistenZ, Jan 26, 2010
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