I wish I could.... But

Yeah, but then you'll be tracked by the police and you'll have to pay for everything you've done

I wish I was the best player in CS

@ existenz: you're right... bad wish bad bad bad

 

yea but being the best will get you bored of playing, since you will receive no challenge from other players

i wish i could read minds

 

Yes but then you won't have the chance to think for yourself because there are miliards of people in this world and if you could read what everyone is thinking you'll soon be insane! You'll always hear their thoughts and you won't be able to sleep nomore...

I wish I knew German well

 

in that case you would be considered a german lover,...a natzi and everyone hates natzies

i wish i was as smart as Einstein

 

Yes but then you will have no free time because you'll be addicted to math problems anf fizic ones. So: no going out with friends/no girlfriend, just you and math

I wish I was in NBA

 

then you would be very tall and would have problems finding clothes your size+ shoes, and everyone knows fame in NBA dosnt last long

i wish i could instantly teleport

 

That would be fun but then you'll become fat beacause you won't be doing anything to keep fit, and all the girls won't like you.

I wish I had 3 telephones

 

u can answer 2 in the same time but u cant answer 3
eventualy this alone will drive u crazy+ charging eachone

i wish my head did not hurt

 

Yes, but then your girlfriend will take you out to dinner, after shopping, then to a picnic and so long and you'll never have the chance to sit lonely on the sofa wathing NBA and listening to the latest hit of Eminem while eatting pizza and drinking beer.

I wish I was a superhero.

 

actually i prefer both


@superhero:

people in the world would look up to you to always be there when something wrong happens, you have to be a model citizen, always being followed by paparazzi, and having to hide ur true identity for the sake of ur family not getting hurt...... thats no way to live


i wish i was a gladiator

 

Yes, but then when you fight with the lions, other gladiators a mistake can be fatal. Better not.

I wish I hadn't had a computer

@superhero I wouldn't have hiden my identity

 

then you wouldnt be posting here or anywere else everyday, you wouldnt play any PC game, wouldnt be able to watch any movie u want or listen to music,... basicly get bored most of the time

i wish i had a clone

 

Yes but then your girlfriend/mother/friends won't know which of them are you, and so the clone will go out with your friends/help your mother in the kitchen/take out your girlfirend and practically you won't be doing nothing.

I wish I was in Switzerland

 

sry....dont know what is bad in switzerland:dntknw:, i for 1 am crazy about there cheese:drool::biggrin:

 

you're right, the cheese is absolutely delightful but there's a bad part in this if I was there alone by myself I couldn't understand the poeple near me cause' I don't speach german/french very well

 

who will take care of the servers then? and besides that you have a job, colledge exams, med practice on spare time,....and like every guys, time for girls is necessary! so is most likely its not going to happen

i wish was 5 times smarter

 

Well, hard to imagine a bad thing but if you were smarter your friends wouldn't like you because you'll be at a different level of intelligence then them. SO you'll be alone, alone with the circles, triagles and Pitagora.

I wish I was level 50 in M2( I'm still 28 ) )

 

M2 is a pretty boring mmorpg, you should try our MU servers, they rock, in M2 even if u were lvl50 you would get bored, and after that bored some more, and after that even more bored.......do u want to be bored? try our MU, there's a lot of guild chatting and jokes, cant get bored,....only on rare occasions...


i wish i was the best at counter strike

 

Yes but then you'll have no competition and you'll got bored, even if you were a pgl-ist, it's fun to paly cs, but not at extreme mode

I wish I had a new TV

@exi: I tried MU but I don't know what to do, it don't know nothing about that game and when I don't know what to do, I get boored